bad news, good news, & the pee predicament

Bad news first. This last Sunday Taylor and I took our 6 day old son to his first church service. He had a great time making some new friends and listening to the sermon. This was a great way for Cru to spend his first Sunday in the world. That's all good news. The bad news is that Taylor's bike was stolen from our carport while we were away at church. Bummer. Now that Taylor isn't pregnant I was looking forward to riding bikes with her again. If you see somebody riding a silver and blue colored women's mountain bike, consider tackling them and then asking them if they stole the bike. If they say yes, please bring the bike back to me.Now the good news. We took our son to see his pediatrician today and found out that Cru's gained 5oz. over his birth weight (the doc said this is the best first week weight gain he's ever seen). We also discovered that Cru doesn't cry when he receives shots--he just grunts and takes it like a man. I was proud.Finally, there's quite the pee predicament going on in the Buzzard household. No matter how I try and defend myself, whether it's with a fresh diaper or a cloth, 1 out of 4 times I change my son's diaper he pees on me. I'm really perplexed by the whole thing because he's able to shoot at me and soak me from most any angle. Dads & moms, any advice? I need to get a better defensive technique going here.